I Got Robbed In Mexico

This is what the robbers didn’t take...because I had them on/ with me. The Airbnb I was staying at in Mexico got broken into.

The ambitious thieves took basically everything I own. Even my bank cards and passport.

On a positive note, at least they helped me minimize my life by stealing my iPad, phone, underpants and awesome Canon camera.

Amongst many other things. I will be speaking with life about you guys. I could convince life to have you choke on a fucking taco 🌮But I’m sure your life is already pretty hard, and you are just attempting to make some money to live and eat. People don’t choose to be cunts. It’s out of necessity. I hope my things make your life somewhat better, even for a brief couple of moments. You have caused me a minor nuisance, as I need to go to the police and embassy. But my life shall continue...Being sexier than a cashmere sweater dipped in caviar.

The next day I went to eat a vegan burrito and celebrate the fact those underwear you took, were never washed. And Mexico makes me real sweaty. Viva La Mexico.

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